Remember the last time you were disappointed with the lack of eye candy at your local pub? Team Jyker is proud to present a world where such bad experiences are a thing of the past. We believe that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder and our bartender Jyke will show you the way:
Listen up dudes,
I know you think you’re smooth and have your way with the ladies. But I’ve seen your type – all hot air. When it comes to approaching the girls and showing them what you’re made of, you pretend you got an incoming call or text message on your iPhone. Pathetic… Even I have better luck with hotties.
You don’t agree? Prove it to me. I’ve got five chicks in my bar right now. Oh, but get a beer first. Make that a few beers. I think you’ll need them. Besides, chicks always look better after you have some beer.
Here’s what you do: Slide a beer across my counter to the other end to show them how good you are with your hands. Then, chug the beer like a real man. That means, you cannot use a straw and there’s no “pit stop” half-way.
If, and that’s a big if, you manage to get my two challenges right, I think you’ll stand a pretty decent chance with the chicks. Good luck, show them what a real man you are!
So are you going to just sit there and continue reading? Stop hesitating and step up to the plate. Buy this app and take on my challenge!
PS: One of our fans uploaded a cool game play video that shows you how to get the job done. See it at our website - www.jyker.com. Oh, and link up with me on Facebook; just search for “Jyke the Bartender”.
One of our bros, Bruce, recorded a game play video that shows you how not to muck it up. He has kindly allowed us to share it with you guys.
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In the Spring of 2009, four friends – a banker, pilot, consultant and designer – decided to come together and create iPhone games for their buddies in their spare time.
The games would be easy to play and funny. By guys for guys. Quick entertainment for times when we don't want to monitor the stock market / reply to work email / call the girlfriend. Games that buddies could enjoy together and get a laugh when they're chilling out.
Our first game, "Bottoms Up", will be launched in March 2010, and we have more games in the pipeline. Join the Jyker Facebook group to get our latest updates.
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